Oh Great Lord Kaiko,

[Howard Wright]

Hear my plea... Help our site get more members! D:
It's so lonely here... -sob!-

If only more people would join!

[KAIKO]

THERE IS A BURST OF THUNDER AND LIGHTING, AND A GIANT MAGNIFICENT RAINBOW RAINS DOWN FROM THE SKY, AND THUS, THE GREAT LORD KAIKO-SAMA APPEARED!

WELL, HUH, FIRST OF ALL.
QUIT BEING SO GAY HOWARD. Y'FAG.

AND SECOND.
KILL PEOPLE.

ANY WAY IS FINE. BLUNT TRAUMA PREFERABLY.

AND SACRIFICE THEM TO MEEEEEEEE!
SHIBITO WILL APPEAR AND JOIN YOUR SITE! HUHUHUHU!

AND THE GREAT KAIKO HAS SPOKEN WITH ANOTHER GRAND CLASH OF THUNDER, WITH AN EFFECT OF COLORED SMOKE AND EXPLOSIONS.